NUEVA CANCIÓN PARA LA BANDA SONORA DE LA TABERNA ERRANTE

por El Responsable

Canadá está demostrando ser la reserva espiritual de Occidente.

Nos ha dado a Jordan Peterson. Y nos ha dado a The Dead South. Sólo con eso ya basta (y sobra) para lo que queda de siglo XXI.

La próxima vez que haya una Taberna Errante, si es que vuelve a haber una, habría que cantar esto a voz en grito. Puedo imaginar escenas hilarantes al ritmo de esta tonada.

De su último album, una maravilla más.

Y es que estoy totalmente de acuerdo (como también lo estaría el señor Pickwick): la mejor forma de ir al cielo es en carretilla.

Porque sólo puedes ir con la ayuda de alguien.

 

HEAVEN IN A WHEELBARROW

Well, if upon that day I die
I’m too drunk to walk let alone to drive
And I’m kickin’ and I’m spittin’ like I’m wild and feral
Won’t you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow?

I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I’m going to heaven, yes sir
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?

Well, you can go on your gold steed
Or up on an angel’s wings with speed
Or even in a pyramid like a pharaoh
But I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

There’s a gal on the wrong side of town
Who gets me up when I’m goin’ down
She keeps me in line, shootin’ straight and narrow
Now she’s taking me to heaven in a wheelbarrow

I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I’m going to heaven, yes sir
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?

Well, I met woman with a cold heart
Tried to take me to hell in a shopping cart
Said, woman, you’re putting my soul in peril
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I’m going to heaven, yes sir
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?

A lot of men don’t stand so tall
Most of us, you know we gotta fall
Some are lookin’ life down a shotgun barrel
But I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I’m going to heaven, yes sir
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?

I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
I’m going to heaven, yes sir
I’m going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
So won’t you take me there?